OK, I get it: Your typical Eight O’Clock Coffee customer is “mature,” so a how-to-use-Facebook tutorial–just in time for the holidays–makes some kind of sense. No doubt there are some grandmas out there who are eager to interact with family on Facebook, but aren’t sure how to go about it. This is a nice little Christmas gift that Eight O’Clock Coffee has given those folks (though one could certainly question what any of this has to with coffee).
Still, do yourself a favor and forget all that long enough to laugh at how awful this is. Because it is. Awful.