All published items by Douglas Quenqua in 2009.
One Rude Turn Deserves a Swat
To Harvest Squash, Click Here
Guardians Of Their Smiles
The Phone Becksons: Got Game?
Dude, You Are So (Not) Obama
Potential Dangers of Do-It-Yourself
With Enough Soldiers, the Army Is Looking for a Few Good Officers
Hotseat: The Creator of Facebook’s Most Annoying App Explains Himself
So Young and Fabulous
Selling Cruises to Couch Potatoes in Real Time
Daffy’s Discounter of Clothes, Promotes a Rental Bargain
No Puzzle in the Paper? I’m Blank!
I Love You, Man (as a Friend)
Blogs Falling In An Empty Forest
How To Stand Out on One More Day Aimed at Volunteers
Are You Really Her?
Here, I’m Cutting the Cake, Here I’m In A Nightie
Tired Of Old Friends? A New Site Promises Strangers
Recklessly Seeking Sex On Craigslist
Does Bo Know He’s Top Dog?
Going For The Flip Side
Rolling With Her Friends
The Last One Standing
Ah, Yes, More About Me? Here Are ’25 Random Things’
Friends, Until I Delete You
Her Bulge, His Book, and their Plan B
New York Store’s Ads Play Funny and Rude, Like The City